Tuesday, May 15, 2007


Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"


New Location: England

Those whacky brits have taken tradition seriously! Check out this place called Fantasia in England. As a bride, youll never have to worry about your dress being out of fashion because it already has been for hundreds and hundreds of years! Ditto for the groom, but at least you can carry a big sword and eat huge hunks of meat!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Welcome to Israel!

Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"


New Location: Israel

I picked this location to write about mainly because of world-weddings.com who extoles of the beauty if Israel, talking about the "green valleys and verdant forests, bordering its tranquil sea." that awaits young bride and grooms. You may also run into friendly palenstinian militants as they worship the god of RPG's, as pictured below.


If you do have a wedding there, be sure to only have a wedding on the first floor. Probably good advice anywhere.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Welcome to Infinity and Beyond!

Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"

New Location: Time Space Continuum

Do you only see your friends when you sleep? Do regular people generally look at you funny and ignore you? Are all your friends Klingons or Romulans? This maybe the perfect location for you! Get married in Vegas and you could find yourself on the Starship Enterprise! The Star Trek Experience lets you live out your dreams with friendly Borg standing with you while you announce your love!




Where else can your dreams take you?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Welcome to the US? Arent you here already?

Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"

New Location: Seattle Underground

Theres something to be said about the smell of an underground ruins. It could be the scent from an infestation of rats or possibly the left over years of homeless, gambling halls, speakeasies, and opium dens. The Seattle Underground has gone through enough renovations, though, that you can find Elvis wannabes serenading bride and grooms who find their way to this destination wedding.



Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Who knows about Fiji?


Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"

A site dedicated to "normal" destination weddings, offers Fiji to brides and grooms with "Miles of empty white beaches" and "a horizon of sapphire sea". They probably didn't know that it also classifies as a "special" destination wedding with this US travel warning! Be sure to ask your guests to pack appropriately!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Welcome to CôTE D'IVOIRE

Welcome to Destination Weddings!
"When home just ain't good enough"



New Location: CôTE D'IVOIRE


This amazingly scenic country of Africa has had its ups and downs, but sure enough the beauty of the nation perseveres! Be sure to avoid the few toxic areas out and about. And after saving bundles of money on an extravagant wedding, be sure to stop by and provide some humanitarian aid to those in need.

A bride and groom should be aware of a few things about the country. When having a bachelor or bachelorette party in CôTE D'IVOIRE is keep in mind that the CIA Factbook states a 7% AIDS rate. Though it should also be noted, that like many statistics, these were:
  1. Gathered by the Government
  2. Done years ago in 2003.